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- FLIRT TIP:All relationships take work, but if it's...
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- GLAMTrend alert:Mary-Kate Olsen and Kate Moss are ...
- Celebrity Bdays- 12/28Sienna Miller- 28 John Legen...
- FLIRT TIP:Don t make dating a (getting) numbers ga...
- Cucumbers are 95+ percent water, high in vitamin C...
- Leo, Dec 28:Don't neglect your personal safety. In...
- FLIRTGo parking, like in the 1950's. Drive to a se...
- Aries, Dec 28:A situation requires a radical react...
- Taurus, Dec 28:See where the currents take you, bu...
- Scorpio, Dec 28:You're too old to be throwing tant...
- Cancer, Dec 28:The rat race used to seem so appeal...
- Capricorn, Dec 28:Don't ignore the lessons of the ...
- Sagittarius, Dec 28:Don't let a third party get in...
- Gemini, Dec 28:This action you're considering may ...
- Libra, Dec 28:You don't have to find trouble; trou...
- Pisces, Dec 28:Be a bigger person than your rivals...
- Aquarius, Dec 28:You don't have time to begin 10 n...
- Virgo, Dec 28:You're not getting any younger, but ...
- Sagittarius, Dec 28:Don't let a third party get in...
- FLIRT TIP:Shake off your holiday daze by taking yo...
- $20/month subscription and over $2000 profit in le...
- Watching '17 Again'. Hilarious!HIGHLY RECOMMENDED-...
- MNXX"Christmas is all about the presents..top pres...
- Flirt with friends, laugh at comedians,
- #1 Entertainment Site On the Webwww.SplashInCash.c...
- Taking the garbage out to road.
- You must be a broom because you just swept me off ...
- Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injectio...
- FLIRT TIP:Don't include a new relationship/date in...
- Christmas morning! The countdown ends!
- FLIRT TIP:Holding hands with a date boosts oxytoci...
- FLIRTBe goofy with your honey: staring contest, th...
- Libra, Dec 24:A situation to which you've grown ac...
- Leo, Dec 24:A crutch you once relied upon is gone....
- Scorpio, Dec 24:You've earned a break, and everybo...
- Sagittarius, Dec 24:Your energy is depleted. Coffe...
- Pisces, Dec 24:You won't get anywhere with your ey...
- Virgo, Dec 24:To get you where you're going, you'l...
- Cancer, Dec 24:You're letting the details obscure ...
- Aquarius, Dec 24:Your instincts are telling you to...
- Sagittarius, Dec 24:Your energy is depleted. Coffe...
- Cancer, Dec 22:No one is as good as your fantasy o...
- Virgo, Dec 22:The opportunities are almost endless...
- Taurus, Dec 22:Stop waiting for something exciting...
- Aries, Dec 22:Other people's gripes seem so minor....
- Scorpio, Dec 22:Make your own rules as you go alon...
- Pisces, Dec 22:Mundane chores are sapping all your...
- Sagittarius, Dec 22:Knowing which questions to ask...
- Aquarius, Dec 22:You're dangerously close to runni...
- Leo, Dec 22:An appointment you dreaded turns out t...
- Libra, Dec 22:Asking nicely will get you further t...
- Gemini, Dec 22:The initiative is yours to take. Do...
- Fasting diets like "master cleanse" get a lot of b...
- Capricorn, Dec 22:Everything is under examination,...
- Sagittarius, Dec 22:Knowing which questions to ask...
- CELEBCarrie Underwood's spokesperson confirms her ...
- Celebrity Bdays- 12/21Andy Dick- 44 Ray Romano- 52...
- FLIRT TIP:Study shows men tend to end relationship...
- Real NamesSisqo (Dru Hill), singer, was born Mark ...
- GLAMParty bags must be petite, adding a hint of co...
- Vow to expand your vocab of fruits and vegetables ...
- Gemini, Dec 21:The water is more shallow than it a...
- Leo, Dec 21:Something you're holding on to has out...
- Cancer, Dec 21:Your friends aren't taking the hint...
- Aries, Dec 21:Your efforts are going in all direct...
- Taurus, Dec 21:A friend needs your help. Platitude...
- Scorpio, Dec 21:Are you doing what you want? Or ar...
- Libra, Dec 21:The more you practice, the better yo...
- Capricorn, Dec 21:You can't have everything you wa...
- Pisces, Dec 21:Of course you should have everythin...
- Sagittarius, Dec 21:Right now, the details are les...
- Virgo, Dec 21:Your current state of mind is only a...
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- CELEBBrittany Murphy, age 32, appeared to die of "...
- Sagittarius, Dec 21:Right now, the details are les...
- Follow your dreams, except for that one where you'...
- Put my pants on backwards! Embarrassing!--========...
- Take everything in moderation, including moderatio...
- FLIRT TIP:Texting or IMing a lot before a first da...
- Celebrity Bdays- 12/20JoJo- 19 David Cook- 27 Bill...
- CELEBTMZ: "8 Mile" actress Brittany Murphy, 32, we...
- Real NamesWhoopi Goldberg, actor, director, was bo...
- GLAMTom Ford insisted cast members of A Single Man...
- CELEBKevin Jonas has married his longtime girlfrie...
- LOVEAsking about your honey's fave "love" scenes c...
- "Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing ...
- INSULTSMy God, look at you. Did anyone else surviv...
- Pisces, Dec 20:This scheme you're hatching? Sleep ...
- Virgo, Dec 20:This isn't a life-or-death decision,...
- Inchoate (adj). Not fully formed. Tricia knew she ...
- Libra, Dec 20:How, precisely, did you plan to fini...
- Aries, Dec 20:Even the tallest trees are made to b...
- Scorpio, Dec 20:Nothing about today will go as exp...
- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for f...
- Leo, Dec 20:Suddenly, everyone is at your beck and...
- Aquarius, Dec 20:Eliminate the extraneous chatter....
- Cancer, Dec 20:Don't be fooled by an illusion of p...
- Blow a kiss and miss on purpose
- Taurus, Dec 20:The lights are helpful at a distanc...
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